![]() ![]() meta, which isn't me saying it, it's the game itself breaking the fourth wall like it's from the Silent Hill continuum. It's about 0:08:04 in the chronometer and the run is indeed very. And I think that might have been the case with 'arielus05' and his cohorts making short work (literally) of Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity's Heroes Story fork with, if you squint and turn your head, some subtle large-skip glitches included. So yeah, if you want your speedrun to look like one, you'll have to have at least one of those kids in your team. If it's in a Waldorf 'garten, there's less chance they'll step in to interfere with das Experiment. You're looking for someone that colors in EXACTLY NOTHING within the lines. Now how do you go about that? Simple! Walk into your nearest kindergarten (Waldorf ones are good), make sure everyone's got crayons and an age-appropriate picture to color in with like a princess or a castle or a hobo or something. In keeping with the times, you're sent to try out 4–6-year-olds that haven't yet had their entire lives programmed for them. Imagine you've been tasked by your agency with headhunting for future speedrunning talent. Quote of the Run: "The game, at least to my knowledge, only has one checkpoint, the start/finish line." Now how do you write "There isn't much to talk about that isn't already self-explanatory" in your comments, ThePackle? How?! Is this a "if you have to ask, you'll never know" kind of situation that we're in? Really? Like try this bad boy on for size, Ariel-with-legs! ![]() And thus ThePackle causes a daring debacle on the gamepage by yanking out over 10 minutes of largo parts from the last record (yowza, that's more than 20%!), letting the tumultuous trombone tootings shred your reservations about what is and isn't musical in just 0:37:24 – like a spiny desert succulent to a wedding gown. And I mean it is like free jazz a lot of the time isn't it? But as with at least the most recent epoch in the history of music, more notes in less time is seen hereabouts as virtuous and virtuosic. "Getting their skate on" we have 'ThePackle' who uses the journaling method (read: "has written awesome commentary filling a void on the gamepage") to guarantee this "joe" skater a Chris Rea upwardly mobile freeway through the ranks of wailin' jazz artist wannabes. I suppose the dashboard should just have been called "Skates", not "Blades", for Tony Hawk's Project 8 to nestle in perfectly. Sounds like the optimum choice for games where going for one is never a bad idea or not conducive to your goals. I always thought consoles gave the same cookie-cutter experience to every Tom, Dick AND Harry unless you do something funky with 3rd-party peripherals like an SSD, but turns out that's far from the case with XBOX 360s at least. Things that happen at an alarming frequency! What took me by storm is the apparent fact updates to the dashboard software implemented between production runs can have a dramatic impact on the handling and acceleration of your joyride ride. ![]() I've never launched a console newer than a PS2 so how would I know? It evokes a joyride in your pimpmobile compared to the dreary old PC "desktop", which in turn sounds like you're about to get behind the mule, spreading some sheets or editing a dumb news post. When you launch a modern console, the home screen is referred to as the dashboard. Quote of the Run: "Buttslaps have been a powerful tool for speedrunners since Tony Hawk's Underground 1, and they are at their most powerful in Project 8." SLAP MY BELT-BAGGIN' BADONKADONK LIKE IT'S A FLEABASS YOU HOMOPHOBIC DICK! An octahedron by the octagon? Makes all kinds of sense to me, hehe! Just some good ol' athletic homosociality. fighting spirit? It's, you know, a platonic thing. a series of STURDY BUTT SLAPS (dare you to click this link) on both cheeks before every bout to arouse my. chronic wrist arthritis, which I 100% you can happen to anyone! Sayyyy. Hi there! I'm an rising star 11-dan judowondokarateka and a black band Nak Muay breaking hearts and making headlines in MMA rings in every corner of the world, but my coach just bailed owing to his. ![]()
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